-Squeels-

Oh, I’ve had the most wonderful summer! I had got the part, and… Oh, best of all, it was a hit! And they want me to do other shows! 

Best. Vacation. Ever.

Could I be any more bored right now?

I… Got a call back.

I got a callback. They’re considering me for the part. 

Still in line to get my coffee.

I really need to get one of those machines so I can make my own.

1,400 strains of bacteria lurking in the belly button.

mohawklightyear:

Really?

Oh, gross, now I’m concerned about some of the body shots I’ve taken. It’s a wonder I didn’t get sick.

…Today is now National Express Your Love Day.

bonniepearce:

I’m pretty sure you are the only one at the school who thinks so…which I do not mind.

Really?

Well, you won’t have to worry about me moving in on your man.

…Today is now National Express Your Love Day.

bonniepearce:

honeybooboo-bailey:

Yeah, I’m doubting that. This is why I put no stock in love. 

Have you seen him?

I have, and let me tell you… You could do better as far as looks go.